Well, everyone... our tshirts were such a hit at the premiere event last month that our product manager Dante decided it would be appropriate to order two-hundred and fifty-seven more.  Right before Dante was fired, he uttered this:

 

“Sell these shirts for $9 a piece and your lives will all be considerably more int-”

 

Dante cut himself off with the roar of his moped as it bucked him down the sidewalk.  We haven’t seen him since, but trust he’s found a new life product managing another student-produced miniseries.

 

 

                                         ...We miss you Dante, wherever you are.